Dinosaur B. Cluckingsworth MD. PhD. DFA.
So who am I, the author of this blog? I am a 22 year old otherkin living in Miami, Florida. I self identify as the missing link between Tyrannosaurus Rex and the common Snowy Egret.
Miami, Florida? Total cesspool. Seriously, do not come here. Ever. Lots of swamps though, which makes me feel really at home. Very prehistoric.
If you're wondering if I really am a doctor, I do have an actual MD from the Cayman Islands Polytechnic Institute, where I majored in homeopathic medicine. The other titles that I tacked on are in fact fake though. I don't have a DFA or a PhD.