On Feathery Fucking Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs. What can we say about them? They are motherfucking dinosaurs, yes, but they're also birds. That is to say, the dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction eventually evolved into birds. The fact is that, while the dinosaur in this blog's header image look badass as fuck, in reality dinosaurs were probably covered in feathers and shit and looked way more lame than artists make them out to be.
It's a downer, I know, but here's the thing: fuck it. I mean seriously, who even gives a fuck? Well, to be honest, kids probably, which is fucked up, since kids are most likely to take the news that dinosaurs were feather-having pussies hardest. Children are our future, so I find this to be particularly disturbing. That is why, today, I'm proposing that we just go ahead and erase from the internet and all books any mention of the newer scientific research into dinosaurs which suggests that they had feathers on them.
Now, look, I know what you're thinking: "But won't we have to kill everyone who knows this fact if we're to truly eradicate this knowledge from the earth?" The answer is yes. Yes we will, but I think that that's a small price to pay for the safety of our children's minds. You may be asking, "But doesn't that mean you'll have to kill yourself too, dear writer of this blog?" to which I respond, "Fuck you. I'm the writer here and nobody asked you."
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